we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
She even gives head with a lisp.
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All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
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Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
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In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.