Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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