the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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