I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
