My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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