I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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