I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
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well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
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Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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