addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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