Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
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the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
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Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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