True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
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I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
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You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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