So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I have aggressive nipples.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
he's single and there are thong briefs.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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