I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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