I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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