nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
