I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
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I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
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she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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