I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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