Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
