it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
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i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
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just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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