How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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