im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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