Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
You can't special order awesome
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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