we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
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Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
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I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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