Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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