is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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