Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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