porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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