Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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