if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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