Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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