this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
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So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
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I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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