what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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