It was like getting head from an anaconda
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
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There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
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Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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