how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
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