we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
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I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
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Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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