i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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