I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
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she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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