Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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