i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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