Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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