check it out our google latitudes are spooning
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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