They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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