im gay
i know
yea but for you.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Randomize