i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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