I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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