he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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