There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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