Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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