i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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