She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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