so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
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after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
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This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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