That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
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an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
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Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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