smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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