The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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