Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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