No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Randomize
