like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
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We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
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You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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