Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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